...If I voted at all.
I don't do politics (Perhaps I'm too logical for my own good, but I find the whole thing an absurd waste of time.)and I don't often pretend to (when I do, I do it at the Professors).
But this is different.
The Onion News Network has brought to light a candidate I can get behind. Listen to his TAX PLAN. He's got good ideas for CONGRESS. Pause the vid to check out those credentials!